a shitty little ditty napowrimo #15

I am a poet

I am so cool

I publish daily

To please you



I am a poet

Schnizzle Wizzle

I can rhyme anything

Uncle Tizzle



I am a poet

I be so bad

My words so sweet

They drive you mad



I am a poet

Don’t take me wrong

And if you do

Bite my schlong



I am the reason

God made the world

I am a poet

My words are swirled



Like magic mountains

Going up to God

I am a poet

You are a toad



I am a poet

I am so cool

I am a poet

I know you drool



When you read my writing

Just bow down low

I am a poet

I think you know



There’s no-one more important than me

I am a poet

Deedeedeedee



Don’t even think of crossing me

I am the reason for liberty

I am the reason the sun comes out

I taught the Beatles to twist and shout



I taught Aretha to pay respect

I taught Mata Hari to pay her debt

I didn’t kill the Kennedys

I don't tie ribbons on oak trees



I am a poet

And now I’m gone

Just remember

Who sings this song