all about me sunday scribblings #222 me

when I was a sophomore in high school

I searched for meaning

but just found it yesterday while searching

the trash in the stifling heat



I am credulous though you may think me

insane- I do warble from time to time

I sometimes see frogs eating cake

can you picture that ?

some say my judgment is questionable



I studied zoology in university

I know everything about animals

I am a maven and most times irresistible

I love being carnivorous

I don’t understand vegans



I love to sip tea with mint leaves

I like to collect diamond-studded dog collars

actually I hoard them

but don’t tell my partner

he might want them



these days he has been looking at me quizzically

though I am not concerned

I am much more clever than he

he wears edible panties

so what does that tell you?



I don’t like xenophobic people

they are troublesome just like misplaced sprockets

I think I may move to Uruguay

learn to play soccer and become

transcendant and grow a beet root garden

now there’s a life I want