He was sitting on my waterbed eating a turkey sandwich
I asked him what he was doing there
He said don't you know I am everywhere
I asked him how long he'd been there he said about an hour
I asked him his favorite song he said the wildwood flower
I was so happy
I was impressed
He turned away while I got undressed
Outside in the oak tree
Off there in the distance
I think I saw some angels shooting craps
Divinity a runabout
Nasty girls with piggy snouts
Unrequited love left in a hat
Circumcised lobotomies
Prayer that hits the ageless seas
Questions that have never been in doubt
Crippled spiders on the lawn danced around with top hats on
I wondered what that was
It’s revelations
He's sitting on my waterbed
He's bragging 'bout the books he's read
The room is getting cloudy
And it's stinky
The next time I walk up to you I'll ease right in that's what I'll do
That’s all I really want to do to you
The comforter is dirty now
He's left his nasty prints somehow
But who am I to judge him anyway
There's three more things I want to say
before the final judgement day
My cat has told me not to so I won't
I'll leave you to consider this
I'm not so thrilled with Jesus fish
Communion wine is not my cup of tea
My waterbed is boiling now
He's dining on a sacred cow
My privacy is goddamned interrupted
The angels still are shooting craps
He's looking at my soul perhaps
I'm eating Snickers worrying a bit
I'm tired of all this damn religious shit
to change #2
Reinvent myself as a starstruck lover
delicate with charming pomp
never to question
as I scamper in the field
Reinvent myself like a worthy adversary
strategic and ornery
now that would be a farce
we know you impregnate
with unclean thoughts
Reinvent myself as someone ordinary
now that would be sordid and silly
I have too much trill for that
precise and obscure to be
like a laminated seat cover
Reinvent myself what kind of a question is that
sounds like an ampersand with coins that stick